Jack spent some time over the holiday watching episodes of "Gomer Pyle, USMC," a show of dubious quality but with a overriding sweet nature. He was astonished, like everybody else, to hear Jim Nabors' singing voice in comparison to his yokel speaking voice.
Which leads to watching the Macy's Fireworks on TV, which featured accompanying music by Usher, Jay-Z, Rhianna and the like. As each number segued into the the next, Jack groaned louder and louder. Finally, he had had enough.
"This isn't patriotic music, it's terrible. I would rather hear cocker spaniels sing. Where is Jim Nabors when you need him?"
Even at ten years old, Jack has the wisdom of a sage.
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